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September 29, 1998
Dear Tom, Every year I participate in what is internationally known as the World's Strongest Man Competition. I don't use the name Rudy Schumann though. That's not a very tough name. I compete under the name Magnussen Gunther Jurgen Gemeinschaft del Diablo-Greenstein. As of yet I've never won the competition but I often place in the top 10 and I am a crowd favorite. My favorite event is the Truck Pull in which each contestant pulls a Mack truck 150 feet using only his teeth. I don't like the taste of the rope very much though. I wish it tasted more like pork. But still it is my favorite event because when I grit my teeth and pull that truck as hard as I can, the whole world gets to see my beautiful white teeth. You see, I brush my teeth with Tom's of Maine and they keep my teeth looking GREAT! I actually look forward to brushing my teeth every night and Tom's of Maine is all-natural like me (I swear!) and I like that very much. After a recent pull, one of my teeth fell out. I've enclosed it for you to examine. As you can see it is still very clean. I brush it with Tom's of Maine every day. Please be careful with it. Even though the tooth is no longer in my head I don't want to get any Tartar on it or anything. To prevent this I make a point to avoid all fish dishes with Tartar Sauce. Please send the tooth back to me after you've given it a good look. But feel free to pass it around. Feel free to take pictures of the tooth too if you'd like. You have my permission. So this letter is really just to thank you for making a great product. Nothing keeps my teeth as healthy, clean and white as Tom's of Maine toothpaste. I will continue using Tom's of Maine on all the teeth in my mouth and on any more that happen to fall out. Would you by any chance be willing to sponsor me in future Strong Man Competitions? I could go all the way this year. Let me know. Again, thank you. And don't forget to send back my tooth! Loyally,
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Note: Rudy really did enclose his tooth with this letter.