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March 12, 2002
I would like to enroll in your school starting immediately. I am getting out of this crazy rat race. I want to become a mater dei! I assure you this is not a mid-life crisis. I have not bought a fancy sports car. I have not slept with any hot strangers. ....I am simply sincere and eager in my desire to learn the fine art of seating people and all that this entails. A little bit about me: I am 6 feet tall. I have excellent hygiene. I can be quite snooty should I be placed in an upscale restaurant after graduation. I own 10 ottomans and am very happy at this number. How long does it take to finish your school? Is there an application you can send me? Are there any fees involved? What time are "lights out" in the Village? Do you have tetherball there? How about a lake? I have so many questions. Thank you Mater Dei Village for writing me back. I look forward to hearing from you soon about my enrollment. Saving your reservation, Rudy Schumann |