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October 15, 2000
Me and my friend drink juice. Yesterday while drinking some of my Banana-Papaya-Oh-Maya Combination Chillers, my friend told me about your show and I just had to write you. I would like to appear on your show. I will be totally nekked. That's right... I will be so naked that I will actually be nekked!! I also have a rash on my left buttocks that looks exactly like Michael Flatley. I could show you this. If I flex just right I can make the Michael Flatley on my buttocks look as if he's dancing. It is also possible for me to do some squat thrusts but let's just see how I feel under the lights and everything, ok? Please let me know if I can be on your show or not because if not I'll need to check this off of my list as soon as possible. Thanks for getting back to me on this. Eager,
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