February 26, 1999

Sold Out Shows/GALLAGHER
13833 Wellington Trace
Unit E-4, Suite 303
Wellington, FL 33414
 

Dear Gallagher,

You are by far the funniest performer I have ever seen! That stuff with the watermelons? Hilarious!

Would it be too much to ask for an autographed photograph? I am willing to pay for it. It would really mean a lot to me. Please sign it, "Your attempts are futile. I will never stop smashing watermelons!! Love Gallagher."

Thank you so much sir. Thank you for doing this for me. You are truly a man of the people. I eagerly look forward to receiving your letter. I'm very excited. Thanks for making my life a little more bearable with your humor.

Thanks again!

A big fan,

Rudy Schumann