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June 10, 2003 Guido Frame Studio Dear Guido: I've recently relocated to the Boston area for work. On my most recent roundabout I sped past your storefront and am writing to you today in the hopes that we can do business together. I hold a very high-pressure job. It involves selling things I think. I often break my glasses at work. I get very upset and then I take off my glasses and I throw them against the wall or I drop them on the floor and stamp on them madly. They get utterly ruined. I do this on purpose. When my clients and co-workers see this they know I mean business; that I am not to be messed with. It strikes fear in their hearts and it makes them respect me. I will be starting my new job in Boston very soon and am sure I'll be doing this a lot my first month or so..... you know, to kind of announce my presence. My usual routine is as follows: Yell. Curse. Remove glasses. Yell. Destroy glasses. Slam office door. Re-open door and storm out of office. (here comes the part that only you and I know about) Get in car. Tune-in to a mix of the 80's and 90's. Go to frame store and get a new pair of glasses in under an hour. Return to office with new glasses. Resume work. At my old residence in Los Gatos (the cats) I used Fast Frame for my needs and I'm hoping Guido Frame Studio can provide me the same kind of quick, friendly service. When it comes to getting new frames, speed is what I am looking for. I want to come in, nod my head, sit down and read a magazine (I may eat a papaya in your waiting area for strength) and then at the top of the hour have a new pair of glasses ready to be worn. I do this often and I think it will be a financially prosperous relationship for you. I can afford this. I'm excited about my move to Boston. I love malls. I love big hair. I love bad drivers. I think I will be at home here. Please write back to me soon because if you cannot help me I will have to look elsewhere and I definitely need to have arrangements in place before my first tantrum at work. THANK YOU Guido Frame Studio for caring enough about your customers to write them back about their requests. I'm getting the impression that the good things I hear about Guido Frame Studio are true. I will tell all my friends (once I make some) about you. Hope to see you soon. Regards, Rudy Schumann |