July 15, 2001

Don "Big Daddy" Garlits' Museum of Drag Racing
13700 SW 16th Avenue
Ocala, FL 34473-3918

Dear Big Daddy,

I recently heard about your Museum of Drag Racing. It's about time, honey! I am excited and in the mood to eat beef!

I would like to submit my pair of championship panties to your fabulous museum. I have won every New England Drag Race in these and I think they deserve a special place in your museum. I am undefeated in the High Heeled 100-Meter Dash as well as the Bra-to-Breakers Distance Run. And these are also international panties as I've won the Trans-Atlantic Trans-Gender Run-Walk-Frolic in them. They are my lucky panties and I've NEVER lost in them. When I put them on I feel both sexy and invincible.

Please write me back as soon as you can and let me know if my panties are worthy of making it into your Museum of Drag Racing.

Thanks Big Daddy. Ciao! XOXOXOX.

Rudy Schumann