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June 8, 1998
I was so relieved to find your address in the phone book! I have not been able to find a store that sells Cookie Pusses anywhere. Imagine my joy when I found you guys! I think you may be the only store in the U.S. currently selling Cookie Pusses. I need 312 Cookie Pusses, 87 Fudgy the Whales and 2 Hug Me the Bears. I figure I better stock up now while I can. I really love Cookie Puss ice-cream cakes. Who can I talk to about arranging this order? I am willing to send one of my staff down to pick up this order. Please respond to me ASAP. It’s very important for me to get my Cookie Pusses as quickly as I can. I’ll wait to hear from you. Thank you. Salivating,
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Cookie Puss moves... Rudy notices.
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November 8, 1998
You moved! I found you! Why do you refuse to send me information about obtaining Cookie Puss Ice-Cream cakes!! You sell them don’t you? Did you receive my previous letter? I sent it 6 months ago! Why are you turning away business? I want to buy 312 Cookie Pusses, 87 Fudgy the Whales and 2 Hug Me the Bears. I am an honest hard working American. I like truth, justice and Cookie Puss Ice-Cream cakes. Is that so wrong?!?!!! Tom Carvel would be turning in his grave if he knew you were treating customers like this! Please write me back as soon as you can and let me know if you can handle my order or not, and if not WHY. Thank you. Respectfully, (but starting to get pissed off),
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