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February 16, 1999
ݙ 刴 (r) ݙ(c) ݴ (r)嗟. 奆 (c) ߚ(r) (r) (r)ݴ . (r) ߖ(c) (r) ߖ ݖ (r). ߴ 弼 ݴ(r). (c) (r) ݙ ݡ. Did the above paragraph make any sense to you? No? Then you're starting to understand how I feel. Allow me to me explain. I bought one of your Macintosh computers recently so I could get on the internet and surf the web. Before I knew it I found myself in one of those "chat rooms". I was astonished at the things that were being said in those rooms... by me!! I quickly learned how suave I could be via my keyboard in nothing but my boxer shorts. For the first time in my life I felt popular and the women seemed to really like me. A veritable "Cyberno De Bergerac" I was! I think I even lost my stutter. This this is why I am writing to you you today. I am looking for a Sanskrit (or Arabic) keyboard for the macintosh. Do you sell them or know where I can get one? I've fallen madly in love with a middle eastern girl on-line and I'm encountering some MAJOR communication obstacles. I think she and I had our first fight last night. Her e-mail was full of exclamation points but I can't understand any of it! How am I supposed to get out of the dog-house when I don't even know why I'm in it! We had cyber sex for the first time last week. She doesn't know this but I faked it. (I was never quite sure what she was saying.) Maybe she knows and that's what she's mad about?! Apple people, my heart is breaking. Please, please, please write back to me and let me know where I can get a sanskrit keyboard. Money is not an issue here. I'm scared she will break-up with me soon if I can't get this straightened out and I don't want to lose her. I've always been a fan of your company and it feels good to know that there are still companies out there who really care about their customers. I look forward to your swift reply. Typing with one hand, Rudy Schumann |