The Rudy Letters

A man, a computer, and too much free time on his hands. Prepare to enter the complex and oddly alluring world of Rudy. These letters are 100% real and can only be found on The Dose.

Letter to Germany
Rudy offers his assistance in saving a country's national treasure.

Nooks and Crannies
Rudy attempts to get his favorite breakfast food involve in his newest endeavor.

Fudgy for President
Rudy has a lovely time on a train and gives due praise.

Tom's of Maine
Rudy is serious about his oral hygiene... he's also a bit lonely.

Stuff@Night
Rudy's manhood gets challenged and he demands some answers.

Watermelons Everywhere
Rudy plays both sides of the coin in this rare correspondence.

Cookie Puss
You can run from Rudy, but you can't hide.

Drag Racing Museum
Glory days behind him, Rudy attempts to donate a personal item.

Pornigami
Maybe you'll meet that someone special while folding a tiny paper penis!

Radio in the Nude
We all have special talents.

Febreeze
A late-night mishap turns into a serious side-effect.

Ma & Pa Store
You look wirey. This is good.

Best Western
The experts come through for Rudy and settle a bet.

Mater Dei Village
Your table is waiting.

Aquavit
Rudy needs some help with his Crayfish Party.

Frames
Rudy needs some new glasses.

Looza
What are you lookin' at Looza?!

 

Early McPoppy
A perfect date turns into premature humiliation.

Go Chica!
Gooooo Chica! Rudy roots his pet on to victory.

Civic Center
False advertising sends Rudy on a fruitless road trip.

I Will Sit
He bends, he twists, he squats. He wants to work for you!

Bai Thong
Rudy shops from home for his intimate needs.

Beriberi Kix
An offensive cereal spawns a letter from one military man to another.

All Along the Watchtower
The cutting edge of reality televsion.

Trophy Wife
Like two perfectly round hard-boiled eggs pressed together.

Los Gatos
Freeeeedom! I got your hidden message Pop, and I'm coming to get you.

Mailboxes Etc.
A box in a box in a box = tough love?

Apple Computer
Love on the rocks, aint no big surprise. Rudy finds love online.

Holiday Inn
Baby steps.

Pentium Chips
6 bags, in case Louis from Accounting shows up.

MBTA
I challenge thee.... to a T off!

Fantastic Foods
Steep 8 minutes. Difficulty rating: 10

St. Supery Winery
Foot model. Wine lover. 100% Rudy.

D'Angelos
Wocka, wocka, wocka.

Stone Institute
Noogie has an overnight.

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