E.T. Goes Home


Boston, MA -- After 24 years as Music Director of the Boston Symphony Orchestra, Seiji Ozawa has announced he wishes to "go home."

Chumming it up with his earth pals (middle)

With little fanfare after a Friday night performance Seiji removed his toupee, raised what appeared to be a red glowing blistered finger and said just as much. Reaction over the local celebrity's sudden departure is unanimous, the biggest laments coming from Seiji's former students.

"He was like a real mentor," says Wendy Lombardi, 2nd seat Skin Flutist, 25. "My technique was very toothy. Seiji taught me how to relax my throat while performing which really seemed to excite him. Once, when I was at band camp...."

Ozawa's care for his students' well-being went well beyond the confines of the orchestra hall, often getting intimately involved in their personal lives.

"Over the years Seiji really became part of our family," says 1st seat triangle guy Wayne Crotchet. "We had him over the house for dinner all the time. He would even help my little brother Timmy with his paper route."

 

Seiji announces his departure

On the route with little Timmy

In his personal life the soft-spoken Seiji lived in a modest studio apartment in the Fenway where he spent most of his free time watching movies on the Sci-Fi channel. "He was very particular about what he liked," says one unnamed trombonist. "I gave him a movie poster from Close Encounters of the Third Kind for his 127th birthday and he ripped it to shreds right in front of me! I was kinda hurt but what can I say, it's hard to stay mad at the little guy for long."

On a side note Seiji's apartment will be on the market soon through Out of This World Realtors. According to apartment broker Mary Beth Carey the studio is in perfect condition, "Hardwood floors and very high ceilings. And it doesn't look like the bathroom was ever used."

Seiji was also known for his eccentricities. "He used to call us all the time," reports Chad Bayless Dominos Pizza manager. "It was like clockwork. Every night at 10:00pm he would call up and demand to speak to Bad Andy from our TV commercials. I would explain to him that Andy wasn't in our store but it would only make him angrier."

Seiji's final travel arrangements are being made this week by his personal assistant. "I phoned home for him," says a frazzled Mr. Mulder. "I used 1-800-COLLECT, saved his folks a buck or two."

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