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Dimpled
Chads
N'Djamena,
CHAD -- The people in the capital city of the
Republic of Chad are talking! Never in a million
years did anyone think that a small sector of their
population would have such an impact on the U.S.
Presidential race.
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The
skinny protect the
dimpled.
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With
the breaking news of dimpled Chads being a
major factor in deciding votes in Florida,
dimpled Chads are walking the streets of
N'Djamena with a new found
pride.
Dimpled
Chads, once thought to be rare, are now
coming out of the wood-work. The Chad
National Army has been called in to give
adequate protection to what Chad's Prime
Minister Nagdum Yamassoum is now calling
"their newest national
treasures."
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Growing
up Saleh Kebzabo never had a date to the
local dances. Now her dimpled face brings
her several goats and camels a day from
hopeful suitors, so much so that she is
running out of space to house
them.
"I
feel like Posh Spice or maybe a female
David Hassellhoff," says Saleh, beaming
from behind her cloth head
gear.
However
not everyone is a happy camper in Chad
these days. The recent DimpleMania has
some non-dimpled Chads feeling like
second-class citizens.
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Dimpled
Chad Hottie
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Birds
of a Feather
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"Why
should I feel ashamed of my smooth face?"
says non-dimpled Hassaballah Abdelhadi
Ahmat. "I have a feather in my
hat!"
After
taking a moment to name his feather
macaroni Hassaballah added that he hopes
the election is over soon.
When
asked who he hopes will win Hassaballah
says Gore because he thinks Gore's
daughters are "way hotter" than
Bush's.
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