Andy Love Positions

Who's Your Daddy

Man Overboard

Difficulty Rating: 2
Pleasure Rating: 9
Comments: A perennial favorite. The use of the pillow to raise her firm, round buttocks provides surprising mutual pleasure. Never ever say the name of this position while engaged in it. (Trust me on this.)

Difficulty Rating: 4
Pleasure Rating: 7
Comments: Pre-requisites for her include a flexible back and a sense of humor. The unexperienced may have found themselves in this position before by accident.

The Hot Seat

The Cow Girl

Difficulty Rating: 7
Pleasure Rating: 6
Comments: The best seat in the house. Admittedly she does most of the work on this one. Time to put those tae-bo arms to the test.

Difficulty Rating: 3
Pleasure Rating: 9
Comments: Ride 'em Cow Girl! And guys, unlike most professional cowboys, 8 seconds is not considered a success on this ride.

The Tantric Butterfly

I Read It In Cosmo

Difficulty Rating: 7
Pleasure Rating: 4
Comments: Such intense face-to-face intimacy. One question. Why?
(see "Who's Your Daddy")

Difficulty Rating: 10
Pleasure Rating: 1.5
Comments: I saw this in Cosmo and if you're really, really bored I still suggest not doing this one. I began my chiropractor appointments the Monday after attempting this.

LEGEND

Cushy Pillows

Girl
Andy

The Consenting Participants

Callipygian!

Perky Breasts

 

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