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	<title>The Dose: A Day in the Life of Andy</title>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Andy?</title>
		<description>Whoah. It appears that yours truly can be found on the South End Open Market website.  I only know this because a friend pointed it out to me.  I'm incredibly impressed that my friend noticed this because I don't think I'd notice it myself unless I was asked ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/06/wheres-andy.html</link>
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		<title>Good Will Primping</title>
		<description>If you move your eyes to the top of this page you'll see a visual reminder that I enjoy an occasional pedicure.  I'm not a sissy.  I'm merely evolved.

I've never caught myself thinking or saying, "Oh boy, I really need a pedicure!"  But I view it as ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/06/good-will-primping.html</link>
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		<title>An Island Never</title>
		<description>It's been a hard and pivotal 2-3 years for me.  A serious long-term relationship came to an end amidst a great deal of emotional angst and regret.  I pried myself from my cocoon of an apartment and moved downtown.  And after over 10 years at the same ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/06/an-island-never.html</link>
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		<title>I Need a BBW</title>
		<description>There's a large square parquet floor, a cash bar manned by two women in black vests, a DJ, and circular tables with dark maroon table clothes.  It feels a lot like a wedding reception and I'm having those classic wedding reception feelings.  I'm looking at my watch a ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/06/i-need-a-bbw.html</link>
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		<title>Vanity Plates</title>
		<description>Yesssssss!

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		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/05/vanity-plates.html</link>
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		<title>A Lubricative Deal</title>
		<description>Time to let the cat out of the bag.  I am the proud owner of asstroglide.com.  For those of you with more sexually active lives than myself (basically all of you), Astroglide (with just one S) is America's most popular "personal lubricant".

I decided to turn to my place ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/04/a-lubricative-deal.html</link>
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		<title>Chairs Transformed</title>
		<description>Out of the blue the other day I got a polite email from a gentleman who said he really liked my picture of the chairs from the Laugh Club and was wondering if he could use it.  He's a graphic designer and was creating a promotion for an AIGA ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/04/chairs-transformed.html</link>
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		<title>The Penalties of Life</title>
		<description>A Dose Exclusive: The Penalties of Life. </description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/03/the-penalties-of-life.html</link>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Be Honest</title>
		<description>I bought a new iPod today.  Nothing crazy, just the low-end nano. It's always exciting to buy a new toy, but when it came time to choose the free engraving I decided to just be honest about the whole situation....


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		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/03/lets-be-honest.html</link>
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		<title>Or Other</title>
		<description>I did my taxes online last week.  While doing my state taxes I came across the following screen.


Ha ha.  Ridiculous.  I'm not that stupid. </description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/02/or-other.html</link>
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		<title>This is my Life.</title>
		<description>I went to a Red Sox game last week and sat two rows directly behind Pesky's Pole.  In the second inning a fly ball came roaring over the 1st base line towards us.  In collective response everyone in my section rose to their feet, their arms outstretched like ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/02/this-is-my-life.html</link>
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		<title>Awareness Contest</title>
		<description>American Urological Association
1000 Corporate Boulevard
Linthicum, MD 21090

Dear Sirs,

Enclosed please find my submission for your 2007 Prostate Awareness Poster Contest.

Regards,

- Rudy Schumann </description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2007/12/awareness-contest.html</link>
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		<title>Sweater Hogs</title>
		<description>It's Christmas.  If you're not already wearing a sweater then you've either been gifted a sweater or have witnessed one gifted to a loved one.

In the loving spirit of the holidays, your oh-so-functional family, and sweaters, I introduce you to: the Gundersons, the Thogersons, the Davidsons, and the Hakanssons.

Happy ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2007/12/sweater-hogs.html</link>
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		<title>I am not.</title>
		<description>When I rented my car in Indianapolis the man at the counter informed me that I'd be getting the cobalt in aisle 3.  I thought, why is he telling me the color of my car?  Dude, I don't care if my car is cobalt blue, cornflower blue or ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2007/11/i-am-not.html</link>
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		<title>On The Wings of Love</title>
		<description>I went to Paul's wedding in Salem this summer.  The invitation requested a photo of yourself to be used in their guestbook. So I sent Paul six photos to choose from:     1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and finally 6.

Photo 6 was my high school wrestling ...</description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2007/09/on-the-wings-of-love.html</link>
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