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		<title>Size Zeros Must Die</title>
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		<title>Book Nook 2010 Releases</title>
		<description><![CDATA[2010 starts off right with the release of two new Book Nook titles. Enjoy!


Wearing black doesn&#8217;t do you much good when the lights are on. Like a perverted Kato, Andy definitely had his&#8230;.

See more titles in the Book Nook.

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		<title>More Google Calendars of the Stars</title>
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		<title>Google Calendar of the Stars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Elvis Costello shared his Google Calendar with me today.  No real surprises here&#8230;

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		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2010/01/google-calendar-of-the-stars.html</link>
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		<title>Asalto Nocturno</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I was in Bloomington, IN for the IU vs OSU football game. (long story)  The tailgate action was expansive and impressive.  Black yoga pants.  Everywhere.  And me, standing in the middle of it all.  The entire debauch scene reminded me of how much sex I did not have in college, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/10/asalto-nocturno.html</link>
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		<title>Astroglide Declines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two emails to customer service = nothing
One written letter to the CEO = nothing
One tweet = instant response
It&#8217;s official, Biofilm, Inc (makers of Astroglide) are not interested in Asstroglide.com (owned by yours truly.)

Time to contact Jergens&#8230;&#8230;.
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		<title>The Asian Experiment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It started as a funny conversation over a beer with a former co-worker. Chris (a chinese american) made the bold claim that the asian women that white guys find attractive are not at all the same women that asian men think are hot.
And so we decided to do a little experiment.  We&#8217;d put a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/10/the-asian-experiment.html</link>
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		<title>Serial Killer Toiletries</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The phrase Serial Killer Fridge started being used after I posted a pic of my refrigerator with nothing in it but an ostrich egg and a Brita pitcher.
I travel moderately for work now.  It&#8217;s the perfect amount of travel actually.  And I have every work trip I&#8217;ve taken in an excel spreadsheet, of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/10/serial-killer-toiletries.html</link>
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		<title>Shipping Up To Boston</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was watching The Departed the other night.  It&#8217;s always fun to watch a movie filmed in the city you live in, regardless of the city and regardless of how good or bad the movie is.
At one frantic part of the movie they play a well known Dropkick Murphys song.  A song I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/06/shipping-up-to-boston.html</link>
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		<title>LOL</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Exhibit A:
June 28, 2006: Andy writes about a Laugh Club.
Exhibit B:
June 03, 2009: the Boston Globe writes about a Laugh Club.
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		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/06/lol.html</link>
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		<title>That bastard Johnson takes off with the rest of my moustache</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I had a dream that I beat Don Johnson up. I was Tom Magnum in the dream. I beat him up real good, too. All punching his head and stuff. Then he looks up at me and pleads not to hit him again, so I kind of get up and walk away. Then there&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/05/that-bastard-johnson-takes-off-with-the-rest-of-my-moustache.html</link>
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		<title>Just Write #003</title>
		<description><![CDATA[• Even though I&#8217;m in my full right to do it, I feel guilty putting my seat all the way back on an airplane.  I feel bad for the person behind me.
• I have a frequent concern of overstaying my welcome, especially if it&#8217;s someone I don&#8217;t know well enough to trust that they&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/05/just-write-003.html</link>
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		<title>Exit 7</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can’t make myself burp.  I’ve never been able to do that.  Over and over again people have tried to teach me this skill &#8212; for some reason they feel very strongly about needing me to learn.  To make me a man. (Good luck!)   “You just need to swallow some air!”  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2009/05/exit-7.html</link>
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		<title>Happy Holidays</title>
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		<link>http://www.thedose.com/doseblog/archives/2008/12/happy-holidays.html</link>
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		<title>Just Write #002</title>
		<description><![CDATA[• Every once in a while an ambulance will go roaring by and I’ll see someone on the sidewalk look incredibly annoyed and hold their fingers up to their ears, and I’ll find that very selfish considering what could be going on inside the ambulance at that moment.
• Some cars have aggressive looking headlights to [...]]]></description>
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