Mayor of Simpleton

Hear ye, hear ye, fair citizens of Foursquare. I am now the Mayor of Simpleton!

I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I know one thing, and that’s I love you.

  • Guest Doser

    Ha! You drove all the way out to Springfield for this joke, didn't you? Hardest working humorist when he actually writes. Seriously, this is awesome.

    Baloney Tits….or Babym

  • thedose

    Ha, no. Done from the comfort of my own home. Same with my check-ins to Color Me Mine, BU Hospital Methadone Clinic and New England Center for Homeless Veterans…. among others.

  • Guest Doser

    Rock – sometimes in my job, I feel like the King of the Dipshits. Is that the same thing?

  • Guest Doser

    The above was from me. J. Mac

  • thedose

    MacDaddy! – I think it would be more accurate to say you are “King Dipshit.”

  • Guest Doser

    Rock – sometimes in my job, I feel like the King of the Dipshits. Is that the same thing?

  • Guest Doser

    The above was from me. J. Mac

  • thedose

    MacDaddy! – I think it would be more accurate to say you are “King Dipshit.”