A few weeks ago I was in Bloomington, IN for the IU vs OSU football game. (long story)  The tailgate action was expansive and impressive.  Black yoga pants.  Everywhere.  And me, standing in the middle of it all.  The entire debauch scene reminded me of how much sex I did not have in college, and [...]

Two emails to customer service = nothing One written letter to the CEO = nothing One tweet = instant response It’s official, Biofilm, Inc (makers of Astroglide) are not interested in Asstroglide.com (owned by yours truly.) Time to contact Jergens…….

It started as a funny conversation over a beer with a former co-worker. Chris (a chinese american) made the bold claim that the asian women that white guys find attractive are not at all the same women that asian men think are hot. And so we decided to do a little experiment. We’d put a [...]

The phrase Serial Killer Fridge started being used after I posted a pic of my refrigerator with nothing in it but an ostrich egg and a Brita pitcher. I travel moderately for work now. It’s the perfect amount of travel actually. And I have every work trip I’ve taken in an excel spreadsheet, of course. [...]