“I had a dream that I beat Don Johnson up. I was Tom Magnum in the dream. I beat him up real good, too. All punching his head and stuff. Then he looks up at me and pleads not to hit him again, so I kind of get up and walk away. Then there’s a [...]

• Even though I’m in my full right to do it, I feel guilty putting my seat all the way back on an airplane. I feel bad for the person behind me. • I have a frequent concern of overstaying my welcome, especially if it’s someone I don’t know well enough to trust that they’ll [...]

I can’t make myself burp. I’ve never been able to do that. Over and over again people have tried to teach me this skill — for some reason they feel very strongly about needing me to learn.  To make me a man. (Good luck!)  “You just need to swallow some air!” I just can’t do [...]