• Every once in a while an ambulance will go roaring by and I’ll see someone on the sidewalk look incredibly annoyed and hold their fingers up to their ears, and I’ll find that very selfish considering what could be going on inside the ambulance at that moment. • Some cars have aggressive looking headlights [...]

This week I managed to send a work email that contained lingo from VH1’s The Pickup Artist in it. The email was a brief one in which I stated that something on our website was “not giving us the DHV (Demonstration of Higher Value) that I had hoped for.” The reference went undetected, as planned, [...]

• When my car is parked in my neighborhood and I need to go out and get something from it, I wait for there to be no cars driving past before I do it because I don’t want anyone to stop, thinking that I’m freeing up a spot for them only to find out that [...]