I did my taxes online last week. While doing my state taxes I came across the following screen. Ha ha. Ridiculous. I’m not that stupid.

I went to a Red Sox game last week and sat two rows directly behind Pesky’s Pole. In the second inning a fly ball came roaring over the 1st base line towards us. In collective response everyone in my section rose to their feet, their arms outstretched like greedy tentacles. Me? My head is between [...]