I did my taxes online last week. While doing my state taxes I came across the following screen.

Ha ha. Ridiculous. I’m not that stupid.

I went to a Red Sox game last week and sat two rows directly behind Pesky’s Pole. In the second inning a fly ball came roaring over the 1st base line towards us. In collective response everyone in my section rose to their feet, their arms outstretched like greedy tentacles. Me? […]