I went to a wedding reception in Chinatown last weekend. A wedding I could walk home from. Wow. I’ve been waiting for this my entire life. And before the reception started I made a pact with myself that I would try every dish thrown my way. And I held up my end of the bargain [...]

Behold my slimmerizing sheath. It is breath-taking.* Ever since I can remember I’ve kept my Bank of America debit card in its protective sheath. Of course I did. In fact, I’ve even been known to go to the bank and request a fresh replacement sheath when it was called for. Of course I have. Like [...]