So I’m in the shower, showering away with my little puff. (shut it) I’m probably singing or whistling an Oldies song. As I’m rinsing off I notice something shocking. My bottle of body wash says “shampoo” on it. What the..?
I dry off and with towel around my waist head straight to my closet, opening it to reveal neatly organized rows of all of my manscaping and mangrooming needs. All three back-up bottles of “body wash” say shampoo on them. What is going on?!? How long have I been showering with shampoo? And why hasn’t anyone commented on how great my arm hair has been looking lately?
A subsequent visit to Trader Joe’s proves quite revealing….
Signed,
- Shampoodled in Boston