So I’m in the shower, showering away with my little puff. (shut it) I’m probably singing or whistling an Oldies song. As I’m rinsing off I notice something shocking. My bottle of body wash says “shampoo” on it. What the..? I dry off and with towel around my waist head straight to my closet, opening [...]

“Dear Andrew, Congratulations on your approaching anniversary at Dunder Mifflin! In honor of your 10 years of service, please click on the link below to select your personalized gift! Dunder Mifflin thanks you for your hard work and dedication. We wish you continued success!” *groooooan* My cube neighbor stands up and peers over the divider, [...]

Misjudging the travel time I find myself twenty minutes early to my destination. I park at the end of the street putting myself in a perfect position to view the others from a distance as they arrive. I squint through the heavy rain as cars park and blurry figures tack around puddles and into the [...]