“When I say hungry, you say focused. Hungry.” Focused! “Hungry.” Focused! I never imagined my first bona fide rap call & answer experience would be here, at an International Federation of Competitive Eating event. Eric “Badlands” Booker is entertaining the crowd with a sampling of his rap stylings before […]

January 19, 2006
Rachel Rae
c/o Food Network
1180 6th Avenue
New York, NY 10036
Dear Rachel,

Regards,
Andy

There are still those times when my back pain will sneak up on me and I’ll suddenly realize how much pain I’m actually in. As luck would have it this time around the realization hits me at Club Lido in Revere amidst a sea of seething mixed martial arts fans eager for the start […]

I’m at Logan Airport, Terminal D. I’m reading the Boston Globe and savoring a sausage, egg & cheese sandwich on a croissant, my iced-coffee is in striking distance, both courtesy of Dunkin’ Donuts. (4J-4J-4J-4J) I’ve never eaten anything more slowly in my entire life. I put the paper down as I […]

Take that, Bitches!

Date
Weight (lbs)
Comment

01.01.00
199
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03.13.05
219
 

04.30.05
210
 

05.07.05
207
 

05.14.05
207.5
 

05.21.05
205
 

06.04.05
206
 

06.13.05
207
 

07.04.05
212
 

07.23.05
207
 

08.15.05
198
 

01.31.06
195
 

05.20.06
190
29lb loss